School Days Quotes and Sayings
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School DaysSayings and Quotes
- Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years. ~ Gracie Allen
- In grade school I was smart, but I didn't have any friends. In high school I quit being smart and started having friends. ~ David Spade
- Education aims to give you a boost up the ladder of knowledge. Too often, it just gives you a cramp on one of it's rungs. ~ Martin H. Fischer
- High School: the mouse race to prepare you for the rat race. ~ Unknown Author
- I was always the guy getting kicked out of my classes at school for having an attitude problem. ~ Chevy Chase
- I was always the kid in school who tried to get attention, not necessarily the class clown, but I'd so little unexpected performances. ~ Leonardo DiCaprio
- True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the counrty. ~ Kurt Vonnegut, Jr.
- Did you know America ranks the lowest in education but the hightest in drug use? It's nice to be number one, but we can fix that. All we need to do is start the war on education. It it's anywhere near as successful as our war on drugs, in no time we'll all be hooked on phonics. ~ Leighann Lord
- When I was in junior high school, the teachers cvoted me the most likely to end up in the electric chair. ~ Sylvester Stallone
- Girls were always my biggest distraction in school. ~ Channing Tatum
- The difference between school and life? In school, you're taught a lesson and then given a tesst, in life, you're given a test that teaches you about life. ~ Tom Bodett
- A school without football is in danger of turning into a midieval study hall. ~ Vince Lombardi
- Show me a man who has enjoyed his school days and I'll show you a bully and a bore. ~ Robert Morley
- I wore goofy hats to school and did musical theater. Most people thought I was a dork. But if you have a sense of humor about it, nno one can bring you down. ~ Zac Efron
- Remember, I am the kind of kid who used to get stuffed into a locker by school bullies. I've never felt like I'm a big star at any level of my life. ~ Winona Ryder
- Being a child at home alone in the summer is a high-risk occupation. If you call your mother at work thirteen times an hour, she can hurt you. ~ Erma Bombeck
- For some reason I did something where I realized I could get a reaction. That was when I broke out of my shell at school, because I really didn't have any friends or anything like that and I just kind of got along and then finally I did this zany thing, and all of the sudden I had tons of friends. ~ Jim Carrey
- If the school sends children out with a desire for knowledge and some idea how to acquire and use it, it will have done it's work. ~ Richard Livingston
- My school days were the happiest days of my life, which should give you some indication of the misery I've endured over the past twenty-five years. ~ Paul Morton
- The philosophy of the school room in one generation will be the philosophy of government in the next. ~ Abraham Lincoln
- We all learn by experience but some of us have to go to summer school. ~ Peter De Vries
- Labor Day is a glorius holiday because your child will be going back to school the next day. It would have been called Independence Day, but that name was already taken. ~ Bill Dodds
- When I was in high school, I earned the pimple and every other gross out award. ~ Jack Nicholson
- You can get all A's and still flunk life. ~ Walker Percy
- In the school I went to, they asked a kid to prove the law of gravity and he threw the teacher out of the window. ~ Rodney Dangerfield
- I was always the guy getting kicked out of my class at school for having an attitude problem. ~ Chevy Chase
- It's hard to convience a high school student that he will encounter a lot of problems more difficult than those of algebra and geometry. ~ Edgar Watson Howe
- There will always be someone picked on at school, and it's not going to go away. ~ Alexa Vega
- My mother never gave up on me. I messed up in school so much they were sending me home, but my mother kept sending me back. ~ Denzel Washington
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Thanks dahoglund. It's always nice to hear from you.
Loved the quotes, thanks for sharing. : )
Nice selection of quotes.
Thanks gwennies pen. I appreciate the comment.
Thank you Wendy. It's nice of you to drop by.
Thank you for sharing loved the quotes and I'm looking forward to reading more of your work!!
Thanks Eiddwen. It's nice to hear from you agin.
Thanks for such an enjoyable read. You really educated me and showed how smart you are. Rated up and funny. Thanks for putting this collection together.
Your quite welcome toknowinfo. Some day I think I will put together a collection of funny things kids say from the teachers perspective. Thanks for the rating.
i want to rebirth in school ,its a wonderful feeling .koie lotade mere school k wo din.
dahoglund Level 7 Commenter 17 months ago
Very good selection of quotes.I enjoyed them.